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My Next Evolution of Musicianship: The American Artist Beef

In which I formally enter onto the historical record the vaguest proof possible that I exist outside this text and your mom’s most cherished memories.

And now… David Koch!

No rest for the wicked, they say. Unless they’re recently dead, then they might be resting, but only if an afterlife exists where R & R is permitted.

Andrew WK is full of shit

Listen to his music if you must, but his recent advice column musings are the stuff that high school newspaper editors toss out for being naive.

Politics is a Sport. Treat it that way.

In which we, the royal we, the editorial we, tell you that the way you follow politics is wrong. ALL WRONG.

The Uniquely American Identity Crisis

Individualism + Uncertainty + Team Mentality + Overchoice = America, 2018.

“The Discoveries”

Re-visiting the timeless problem facing the Liberal Arts & Humanities. Also, I totally stole that featured image – link in the story.

Stop defending Confederates

Unless, you’re also going to defend King George III, the Central Powers of WWI, the Axis Powers of WWII, Soviet Russia, Communist China and North Vietnam, and all those Arabic fellows. You know, OTHER people who actively fought wars against the U.S.A.

The looming Cash Grab

Whoa, whoa whoa. Not you. This Cash Grab isn’t for YOU. It’s for your betters, you must understand.

Battling “Mean World Syndrome”

Or, How I learned To Stop Worrying And Just Logged Off

Everyone on Arthas is a shitheel

Why you should play World of Warcraft on any server except Arthas. Arthas is for babies, gold farmers and them what dropped off from Shattered-Halls.