Category Pointless

Dear Santa, I have been good

Please don’t believe what those DO-NOTHING DEMOCRATS like Shifty Schiff and Naughty Nancy have to say.

Toy Dog Breeds: A Modest Proposal

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a healthy toy dog breed well nursed at any age is a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassée or a ragout.

Ending the War on Drugs

Nearly 50 years after being implemented to oppress Nixon’s political opponents, the War on Drugs has caused immeasurable harm. It’s time it came to an end.

I, conservative

What happens when conservatives leave their own behind.

And then there were three

Previously, one Mean Ol’ Publius existed. For a matter of time, this was exactly as many as the Spaceship Earth was prepared to handle. Then, through democracies and feudalisms and monarchies and empires, three magically appeared. For many years, Mean Ol’ Publius disappeared from the scene, because time traveling is tough to get a handle […]

Everyone on Arthas is a shitheel

Why you should play World of Warcraft on any server except Arthas. Arthas is for babies, gold farmers and them what dropped off from Shattered-Halls.