Category Outrage Industry

Taxation Isn’t Theft

It is the law of the land. So shall it be said, so shall it be done. For any libertarians joining us, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Trust-Busting Web 2.0; or, Last Stop Before the Guillotines

They’ve taken and profited off your data, wrecked your privacy, flooded the Internet with disinformation. Now it’s time to take something back. Let’s talk regulation of Big Tech.

War On Christmas, 2019

A reflection of battles won. We’d say “and battles lost” but that would make us liars, and we’re exceedingly good at the War on Christmas. Happy Holidays!

Dear Santa, I have been good

Please don’t believe what those DO-NOTHING DEMOCRATS like Shifty Schiff and Naughty Nancy have to say.

Boris Johnson once bit my sister

In which we discuss the more underappreciated points of yesterday’s election: a quick-and-dirty spread on how disinformation will make you act against your own interests.

The violence inherent in the system

You will never know a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the one you live in. You just can’t see it because the rules and the systems obscure and distort the truth. Just like they’re meant to.

Ending the War on Drugs

Nearly 50 years after being implemented to oppress Nixon’s political opponents, the War on Drugs has caused immeasurable harm. It’s time it came to an end.

21st Century Propaganda

What happens when the people can no longer discern fact from fiction? The United States of Division, circa 2013-present.

The Uniquely American Identity Crisis

Individualism + Uncertainty + Team Mentality + Overchoice = America, 2018.

A Strategic Misdirection

Come back to me in two years, you miserable motherfuckers.