Category Millennials

The Greatest American Civic Solution Heretofore Unknown to Modern Mankind

There’s an easy solution that will address a few of our modern problems, and it’s all just one click away. Would you like to know more?

The Second Bill of Rights

Because the first one wasn’t enough, and it’s well past time to organize on behalf of the Labor Class – or as Adam Smith called it “Society.”

A Limit to Progress; or, How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Safety

I have seen the enemy and the enemy is us. The people placing TooSafe mechanisms on playground equipment, then complaining about how kids don’t take risks anymore. Bah God! Harrumph!

Cat Person wants to be good. It fails.

Dear Millennials, Cat Person is exactly the type of shit that will continue to make the world not pay any attention to you, whatsoever. I mean, you’ve got 11 minutes left of your 15 here. Please do not mistake this temporary fixation on one of your authors making bank to mean that the world is […]