Category Distractions

The Uniquely American Identity Crisis

Individualism + Uncertainty + Team Mentality + Overchoice = America, 2018.

A Strategic Misdirection

Come back to me in two years, you miserable motherfuckers.

Trolling isn’t a art

It’s a past-time for evangelists, con artists, disaffected youth and manchildren who’s parents never said they were proud.

The looming Cash Grab

Whoa, whoa whoa. Not you. This Cash Grab isn’t for YOU. It’s for your betters, you must understand.

America’s Cult Problem

In which Mean Old Publius contends, maybe, that perhaps the NRA is the modern equivalent to the fictional Mola Ram. You know, the guy who pulled out people’s hearts in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

The Devil’s Lettuce!

What happens when the possibility of medicinal knocks on the door of a stereotypical red state. No, really, what happens?

Cat Person wants to be good. It fails.

Dear Millennials, Cat Person is exactly the type of shit that will continue to make the world not pay any attention to you, whatsoever. I mean, you’ve got 11 minutes left of your 15 here. Please do not mistake this temporary fixation on one of your authors making bank to mean that the world is […]

Welp, we’ve still got our guns (and always will)

It was with great vengeance and furious anger (perhaps furious delight) that around the January inauguration of Pres. Donald J. Trump that I rained down critical thought facts on my most ultra-conservative friends. You know, the ones who’d been howling for years that Pres. Barack H. Obama was coming for their guns. I asked, with monumental […]

Words ‘n shit: A means for control

In which Publius begins to tell you about how words and communications mediums have been used to control people over time. And then you go back to listening to your fuckin’ push notifications.