Category Culture

Politics is a Sport. Treat it that way.

In which we, the royal we, the editorial we, tell you that the way you follow politics is wrong. ALL WRONG.

The Uniquely American Identity Crisis

Individualism + Uncertainty + Team Mentality + Overchoice = America, 2018.

I, conservative

What happens when conservatives leave their own behind.

Trolling isn’t a art

It’s a past-time for evangelists, con artists, disaffected youth and manchildren who’s parents never said they were proud.

Stop defending Confederates

Unless, you’re also going to defend King George III, the Central Powers of WWI, the Axis Powers of WWII, Soviet Russia, Communist China and North Vietnam, and all those Arabic fellows. You know, OTHER people who actively fought wars against the U.S.A.

The looming Cash Grab

Whoa, whoa whoa. Not you. This Cash Grab isn’t for YOU. It’s for your betters, you must understand.

Battling “Mean World Syndrome”

Or, How I learned To Stop Worrying And Just Logged Off

On Nazis

Once upon a time, in my formative years, a song came on a friend’s playlist. The singer yelled “Nazi Punks Fuck Off!” Ahh, those silly years of America’s where a raging, anti-establishment punk rock band echoed the general purview of its prior two generations. The irony of Jello Biafra agreeing, in his own way, with […]

Welp, we’ve still got our guns (and always will)

It was with great vengeance and furious anger (perhaps furious delight) that around the January inauguration of Pres. Donald J. Trump that I rained down critical thought facts on my most ultra-conservative friends. You know, the ones who’d been howling for years that Pres. Barack H. Obama was coming for their guns. I asked, with monumental […]