Category Authenticity

The Greatest American Civic Solution Heretofore Unknown to Modern Mankind

There’s an easy solution that will address a few of our modern problems, and it’s all just one click away. Would you like to know more?

Individualism vs Collectivism: The “I over We” problem

On a long enough timeline, all things face the inevitable choice to either adapt or die, from single-cell organisms to complex systems. Likelihood is minimal that societies are any different.

Take those jobs and shove ’em

The Economic Masters are at it again. This time, trying to convince us all through their lackeys at WSJ that the latest, decreased jobs numbers mean GROWTH!

War is Still a Racket

And the Defense Industry will win your shitty little mind over to their cause every time, because they own the psychologists, politicians and talking heads, and know they can trigger you with words and phrases like “patriotism” and “support the troops.”

Trust-Busting Web 2.0; or, Last Stop Before the Guillotines

They’ve taken and profited off your data, wrecked your privacy, flooded the Internet with disinformation. Now it’s time to take something back. Let’s talk regulation of Big Tech.

War On Christmas, 2019

A reflection of battles won. We’d say “and battles lost” but that would make us liars, and we’re exceedingly good at the War on Christmas. Happy Holidays!

Dear Santa, I have been good

Please don’t believe what those DO-NOTHING DEMOCRATS like Shifty Schiff and Naughty Nancy have to say.

My Next Evolution of Musicianship: The American Artist Beef

In which I formally enter onto the historical record the vaguest proof possible that I exist outside this text and your mom’s most cherished memories.

Boris Johnson once bit my sister

In which we discuss the more underappreciated points of yesterday’s election: a quick-and-dirty spread on how disinformation will make you act against your own interests.

The violence inherent in the system

You will never know a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the one you live in. You just can’t see it because the rules and the systems obscure and distort the truth. Just like they’re meant to.