Category 15 Minutes

My Next Evolution of Musicianship: The American Artist Beef

In which I formally enter onto the historical record the vaguest proof possible that I exist outside this text and your mom’s most cherished memories.

Andrew WK is full of shit

Listen to his music if you must, but his recent advice column musings are the stuff that high school newspaper editors toss out for being naive.

Cat Person wants to be good. It fails.

Dear Millennials, Cat Person is exactly the type of shit that will continue to make the world not pay any attention to you, whatsoever. I mean, you’ve got 11 minutes left of your 15 here. Please do not mistake this temporary fixation on one of your authors making bank to mean that the world is […]