Author Archives: publiusminimus

And now… David Koch!

No rest for the wicked, they say. Unless they’re recently dead, then they might be resting, but only if an afterlife exists where R & R is permitted.

Andrew WK is full of shit

Listen to his music if you must, but his recent advice column musings are the stuff that high school newspaper editors toss out for being naive.

Politics is a Sport. Treat it that way.

In which we, the royal we, the editorial we, tell you that the way you follow politics is wrong. ALL WRONG.

Global Warming and You

For the record, once again, I don’t actually care about you. I’m just adding You into the headline because the marketers said this would SEO better, and your stupid dumbass piece of shit brain would click on the link more. Also, climate change.

KSA: Stop sending PDFs

PDFs have limited purpose, and those few purposes are not in your wheelhouse. Ditch the PDFs – especially for newsletters – for anything else. ANYTHING!

Ending the War on Drugs

Nearly 50 years after being implemented to oppress Nixon’s political opponents, the War on Drugs has caused immeasurable harm. It’s time it came to an end.

21st Century Propaganda

What happens when the people can no longer discern fact from fiction? The United States of Division, circa 2013-present.

The Uniquely American Identity Crisis

Individualism + Uncertainty + Team Mentality + Overchoice = America, 2018.

A Strategic Misdirection

Come back to me in two years, you miserable motherfuckers.

I, conservative

What happens when conservatives leave their own behind.