Monthly Archives: August 2019

A Limit to Progress; or, How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Safety

I have seen the enemy and the enemy is us. The people placing TooSafe mechanisms on playground equipment, then complaining about how kids don’t take risks anymore. Bah God! Harrumph!

And now… David Koch!

No rest for the wicked, they say. Unless they’re recently dead, then they might be resting, but only if an afterlife exists where R & R is permitted.

Andrew WK is full of shit

Listen to his music if you must, but his recent advice column musings are the stuff that high school newspaper editors toss out for being naive.

Politics is a Sport. Treat it that way.

In which we, the royal we, the editorial we, tell you that the way you follow politics is wrong. ALL WRONG.

Global Warming and You

For the record, once again, I don’t actually care about you. I’m just adding You into the headline because the marketers said this would SEO better, and your stupid dumbass piece of shit brain would click on the link more. Also, climate change.

KSA: Stop sending PDFs

PDFs have limited purpose, and those few purposes are not in your wheelhouse. Ditch the PDFs – especially for newsletters – for anything else. ANYTHING!